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Roberta & Mark Bailey Bio

Name:	Roberta ("ROW-berta") and Mark Bailey
Rank	Corrections Dominatrix
Serial #	149005
Impalatis	Roberta currently in recovery; Mark immune
Quote	"..mmmm...do you smell that racing fuel??!!?"
Latest Mod	I forgot
RWHP	Pretty close to stock
Anniversary Date	September '99
The first time I saw an Impala:	I saw an Impala I said, "Eeeeww."
Email	valpalas@bellsouth.net
Web Page		Finally, someone with the right priorities! :)
	I've been around the Impala community for 6 years and owned two different (95BBB and current 96DCM) Impalas. I've run the gamut of Impalaitis from near-divorce to apathy. Right now Mark is driving it because we bought a '91 Suburban that I'm currently having an affair with....maybe I'll be back. Right now it looks doubtful!

Mods

Timeslips

Homemade sewerpipe intake, conical K&N, ballfield delete, billet hole plug,

S/T springs, shortie tires, Bill Harper/Ed Runnion 12-V Olds Alero accessory

outlet, stealth bolt, flowmasters w/crossover...BORING!

On the One-Of-These-Days list:

Resonator delete, computer reprogram, T-stat, one of them thar fancy ram-air

type intakes...

On the Fantasy-We-Need-a-House-More list:

Some of that go-fast stuff every one else is doing...

None?!